Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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