Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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