Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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