I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
