TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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