My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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