The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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