So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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