So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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