No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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