White coat. Heels.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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