omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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