its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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