bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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