We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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