Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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