wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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