Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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