Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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