I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I look better un-naked...
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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