So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Randomize
