...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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