now i know why i became what i already was.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
