Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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