All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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