i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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