Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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