Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(201): View more from New Jersey

she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.

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(516): View more from New York

he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.

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(802): View more from Vermont

the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME

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(732): View more from New Jersey

That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.

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(516): View more from New York

I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

he even offered to make my bed in the morning.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.

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