is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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