as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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