Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Hello my rib-scented angel!
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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