On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
My life is pants optional.
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