But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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