doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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