is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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