Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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