Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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