There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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