are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Less talking, more tequila
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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