Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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