The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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