Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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