we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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