omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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