Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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