Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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