so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize