I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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