She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
3pm strippers are depressing
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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