Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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