took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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