You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
so much tequila, so little girl.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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