If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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