you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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